This relaxed-fit, garment-dyed tee delivers a punchline that hits home: “Too Broke to Be a Socialist.” The bold back graphic in retro comic style—with light bulb icons and color accents—turns everyday cotton into a conversation starter for anyone who’s crunched the numbers on utopian economics. Made from midweight 100% ring-spun US cotton, it feels soft and broken-in from the first wear, thanks to the post-construction dyeing. The tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching keep the fit clean and durable, making it perfect for layering over long sleeves on cool evenings or wearing solo when you want casual comfort with a point of view. Available up to 4XL in a wide color range, it’s built for real people with real bills. Product details 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for a stable, relaxed fit Garment-dyed finish for soft handfeel and subtle, vintage color Medium-weight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric—comfortable without bulk Tubular construction (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability Retro comic back print: “Too Broke to Be a Socialist” with light bulb icons and accents Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras Why you’ll wear it on repeat: Because math doesn’t care about feelings—and neither does your wardrobe.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
