This Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt turns a practical staple into a sharp punchline. The back features the bold retro comic graphic: “Too Broke to Be a Socialist” with light bulb icons and color accents, delivering economic reality in cartoon form. It’s the kind of sweatshirt that sparks debates over coffee or holds up during long evenings crunching numbers. Made from a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²), it combines softness with durability for everyday wear. The classic crewneck fit, ribbed collar, reinforced cuffs, and double-needle stitching keep the shape solid wash after wash. A seamless tubular body and gray pearlized tear-away label eliminate irritation, while ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes back the quality. Product details Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and print clarity Classic crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs Seamless tubular knit body (no side seams) for smooth comfort and reduced irritation Gray pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear Ethically grown US cotton backed by US Cotton Trust Protocol; OEKO-TEX certified dyes Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton Embroidery options on left/center chest, large center chest, or right/left wrists Why you’ll wear it on repeat: Because ideals are cheap—reality pays full price. Let your sweatshirt do the math.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
