This cozy, medium-weight hoodie delivers the ultimate economic reality check right on your chest. The bold, tongue-in-cheek “Too Broke to Be a Socialist” graphic turns casual fleece into a conversation starter for anyone who's ever run the numbers on utopian economics. Perfect for chilly days when you want comfort that matches your common sense. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and essentials close, while the double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring adds structure without bulk. Tubular knit construction (no side seams) drapes smoothly, and the tear-away DTF neck label keeps everything irritation-free. Layer it solo or over a tee—it's built for real life, from coffee runs to late-night debates. Product Details: Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric for warmth and crisp printing Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and everyday storage Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring for durability Tubular, no-side-seam construction for cleaner drape and comfort DTF/DTG print-ready with optional embroidery on chest or wrists Why you'll live in it: Because ideals don't pay bills—and this hoodie reminds everyone of that truth.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
