Too Broke to Be a Socialist Dad Cap | Funny Conservative Baseball Hat | Anti-Woke Political Embroidered Cap

This classic dad cap delivers the ultimate economic mic drop in embroidered form. The “Too Broke to Be a Socialist” front graphic turns a timeless cotton staple into instant streetwear cred for anyone who's ever chosen reality over rhetoric. Perfect for coffee runs, dog walks, or casual debates where your hat does the heavy lifting. Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton with an unstructured low-profile fit, it molds comfortably to your head over time. The pre-curved Permacurv® visor blocks glare, while the self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle offers vintage-style adjustability. Matching undervisor and six-panel construction keep it durable and authentic. Product Details: 100% cotton for soft, breathable all-day comfort (Green Camo: 65% poly/35% cotton) Unstructured low-profile 6-panel design with stitched eyelets Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching undervisor and 4-row stitching Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet Sewn-in label and brand visor sticker for clean detailing Why you'll wear it daily: Because math > manifestos—and this cap makes the point without saying a word.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3, Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.