Too Broke to Be a Socialist Beanie | Funny Conservative Cuffed Knit Hat | Anti-Woke Political Winter Embroidered Cap

This chunky knit cuffed beanie turns winter essential into economic commentary. The subtle embroidered patch reads “Too Broke to Be a Socialist” in low-profile style—quiet confidence for anyone who's crunched the numbers on government efficiency. Perfect for blustery walks, coffee runs, or layering under a denim jacket when you want warmth that matches your wallet sense. The thick 12" cuff folds securely over ears for extra coverage, while soft turbo acrylic stretches comfortably to fit most heads and holds shape through daily wear. Hypoallergenic and lightweight, it slips easily into bags and ages with a handcrafted, lived-in vibe that feels intentional, not accidental. Product Details: 12" cuffed knit design—flexible, one-size-fits-most adult sizing Durable embroidered patch for subtle, handcrafted detailing 100% turbo acrylic—warm, lightweight, shape-retaining, hypoallergenic Gentle on sensitive skin; meets all safety compliance standards Responsibly sourced from Vietnam/Bangladesh/Republic of Korea Why you'll wear it all season: Because even in winter, reality stays colder than the wind—and this beanie keeps both you and your principles covered.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Yupoong 1501KC, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea, For adults

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.