This crewneck sweatshirt channels patient cynicism into something warm and wearable. Bold typographic satire—"Still Waiting for the 'United' in the European Union"—lands like a quiet protest across the chest. It’s the kind of piece you slip on when you want your stance to speak without shouting: a durable, mid-weight sweatshirt that ages well and keeps you comfortable while you shrug at bureaucracy. The design reads as sharp and minimal, available in printed or embroidered options, so you can choose a subtle left-chest nod or a loud center statement. Ethically sourced materials and sturdy construction mean it won’t fade or fall apart after a season of rallies, chilly commutes, or long conversations about reform. Wear it to meetings with skeptical friends, late-night debates, or slow marches toward change—it's warmth with an attitude. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort - Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less fabric waste - Embellishment options: DTG prints or embroidery at left chest, center, large center, or wrists - Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and consumer safety compliance Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
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| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
