My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Phone Case | Conservative iPhone & Samsung Cover | Anti-Woke Political Case | Funny Patriot Gift

My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Phone Case | Conservative iPhone & Samsung Cover | Anti-Woke Political Case | Funny Patriot Gift

iPhone 17
$30.00
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My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Phone Case | Conservative iPhone & Samsung Cover | Anti-Woke Political Case | Funny Patriot Gift
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My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Phone Case | Conservative iPhone & Samsung Cover | Anti-Woke Political Case | Funny Patriot Gift

$30.00
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Your phone goes everywhere with you—might as well let it say what you’re really about. This “My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist” case wraps your device in a bold, tongue‑in‑cheek statement while quietly handling the boring part: actual protection. The high-gloss polycarbonate shell shows off a sharp, monochrome graphic with a subtle shine, while the flexible inner TPU liner absorbs everyday drops and bumps. A raised bezel helps keep your screen off rough surfaces, and the slim profile slides easily into pockets and cup holders without adding bulk. It’s built for real life—meetings, rallies, airport security lines—and keeps working while the discourse melts down online. Product Details: Strong Lexan/polycarbonate outer shell for high impact resistance Flexible TPU rubber liner for shock absorption and a snug fit Lay-flat raised bezel to help protect the screen from scratches Glossy, full-color finish with UV protection to keep the print crisp Slim two-piece design that supports wireless charging (non‑MagSafe) Available for popular iPhone and Samsung models, including the latest iPhone 17 series Why you’ll reach for it every day: Because your phone doesn’t just need a case—it needs a point of view. Patriot. Capitalist. Based.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.

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