My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Hat | Funny Conservative Gift | Anti-Woke Dad Cap | Embroidered Republican Baseball Hat for Men

My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Hat | Funny Conservative Gift | Anti-Woke Dad Cap | Embroidered Republican Baseball Hat for Men

Black / One size
$36.00
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My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Hat | Funny Conservative Gift | Anti-Woke Dad Cap | Embroidered Republican Baseball Hat for Men
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My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist Hat | Funny Conservative Gift | Anti-Woke Dad Cap | Embroidered Republican Baseball Hat for Men

$36.00
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Finally, a set of pronouns that actually make sense. This embroidered dad cap is the ultimate conversation starter (and stopper). It’s designed for those who value free markets, individual liberty, and common sense over performative identity politics. Whether you’re heading to a rally, firing up the grill, or just running errands in a world that takes itself too seriously, this hat does the talking for you. It features a classic, low-profile fit that signals quiet confidence rather than loud compliance. The Fit & Feel: It’s not just a statement; it’s a premium piece of headwear. Made from 100% chino cotton twill, it offers that soft, unstructured "lived-in" feel right out of the box. The antique brass buckle allows for a custom fit, while the curved Permacurv® visor keeps the silhouette sharp. Product Specifications: Statement Design: High-quality embroidery that won't fade or peel. Premium Material: 100% cotton (Green Camo variant is 65% polyester/35% cotton). Classic Fit: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile body—the definitive "dad hat" look. Comfort Details: Stitched eyelets for breathability and a matching underbill for a cohesive look. Adjustable: Self-fabric strap with an antique brass buckle (fits most adult head sizes). Why wear this? Because the economy is real, freedom is non-negotiable, and your pronouns are your b

  One size
Crown height, in 3.12
Diameter, in 6.62 - 7.62
Circumference, in 20.87 - 24.80
Visor length, in 2.91

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3, Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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