Winter is coming, but common sense shouldn't go into hibernation. This cuffed beanie features our signature "My Pronouns Are Patriot / Capitalist" slogan on a stitched patch, delivering a message that cuts through the noise (and the cold) with quiet confidence. It’s the perfect accessory for those who believe in free markets, individual liberty, and staying warm while the rest of the world debates biology. Whether you’re on a job site, at a football game, or just handling business on a brisk morning, this beanie says you identify as unapologetic. The Fit & Feel: Constructed from 100% turbo acrylic, this beanie mimics the warmth of wool but without the itch. It’s hypoallergenic and gentle on the skin, making it perfect for all-day wear. The classic 12" cuffed design allows you to adjust the fit—wear it slouchy or snug—while the embroidered patch adds a premium, handcrafted vintage touch. Product Specifications: Statement Patch: High-quality embroidered patch that stands out. Warm & Durable: 100% turbo acrylic fabric retains heat while remaining breathable. Hypoallergenic: Soft feel, suitable for sensitive skin (no wool itch). Classic Silhouette: 12" knit cuff fits securely and stacks neatly. One Size: Stretchy fabric accommodates most head sizes comfortably. Why wear this? Because facts don’t care about the cold. Identify as based, stay warm, and let the hat do the talking.
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One size |
| Length (Uncuffed), in |
12.00 |
| Length (Cuffed), in |
9.00 |
| Width, in |
8.13 |
| Circumreference, in |
17.25 - 18.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 1501KC, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea, For adults
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.