Remember when conspiracy theories were actually…unlikely? This relaxed-fit, garment-dyed tee leans into that feeling with a retro comic graphic and the line: “I miss the days when conspiracy theories were wrong.” It’s funny because it hurts a little—and that’s exactly why people stop to read it. Made from soft, midweight ring-spun cotton, it feels broken‑in from the first wear thanks to the garment-dyed finish. The bold back print, featuring an expressive, startled face in vintage cartoon style, gives the shirt a throwback, newspaper-panel vibe that fits right into coffee shop debates, late-night arguments, or casual weekends with friends. Double‑needle stitching and tubular knit construction keep it sturdy through wash after wash, so the joke and the fit stay intact. Product Details: Available in sizes S–4XL (Comfort Colors style, relaxed and true-to-size) 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a soft, pre‑shrunk feel Garment-dyed after construction for that lived‑in color and texture from day one Tubular knit (no side seams) and double‑needle stitching for durability and comfort Large retro comic back graphic: expressive face + “I miss the days when conspiracy theories were wrong” text Sewn-in label; made in Honduras and offered in a wide range of 50+ color options Why you’ll wear it on repeat: Because you’re tired of watching “tinfoil hat” ideas turn into headlines—and you’d rather laugh than cry about it.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
