This cozy crewneck is made for anyone who’s watched the news and thought, “This used to be a conspiracy theory.” With a bold back print that reads “I miss the days when conspiracy theories were wrong,” it delivers a retro-comic punchline that lands somewhere between dark humor and uncomfortable truth. The mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels soft yet substantial, ideal for laid-back days, late-night podcast sessions, or casual meetups where the conversation always drifts into “Did you see that headline?” territory. A classic crewneck cut, ribbed collar and cuffs, and double-needle stitching keep the shape solid through wash after wash, while the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Throw it on with jeans, layer it under a jacket, or wear it at home doomscrolling—either way, it reads like a wearable inside joke for people who pay attention. Product Details: Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable, everyday comfort Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband to hold its shape Bold DTG back print: retro comic-style face + “I miss the days when conspiracy theories were wrong” text Seamless tubular knit body (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for cleaner lines and long-term durability OEKO-TEX dyed fabric using ethically grown US cotton; tear-away label to avoid neck irritation Why you’ll wear it on repeat: Because you’d rather laugh about the news than pretend it makes sense—and this sweatshirt does exactly that.
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| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
