This soft, slightly oversized hoodie is made for people who remember when conspiracy theories sounded crazy—and actually were. The chest graphic reads “I miss the days when conspiracy theories were wrong” in a muted, retro comic style, framed by subtle sunburst lines and a vintage portrait illustration. It looks like an old cartoon panel, feels like a favorite hoodie, and lands like an inside joke for anyone who pays attention. The 50/50 cotton‑poly blend gives it that warm, lived‑in feel from the first wear, while the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and your phone within reach. A double‑lined hood with a color‑matched drawcord adds structure without feeling stiff, and the tear‑away label keeps the neck scratch‑free. Throw it on for cool mornings, late‑night hangouts, podcast marathons, or casual protests—it’s low effort, high personality. Product details 50/50 cotton–poly blend for balanced warmth, softness, and durability Vintage‑style “I miss the days when conspiracy theories were wrong” chest graphic in muted monochrome Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and everyday essentials Adjustable double‑lined hood with color‑matched drawcord Classic fit with tear‑away label for irritation‑free comfort Compatible with DTG/DTF print and optional small embroidery on chest or wrists Why you’ll live in it: Because the headlines keep getting weirder—and it’s easier to process them wrapped in something soft, sarcastic, and on point.
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L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
