This low‑profile dad cap is made for people who remember when conspiracy theories still sounded far‑fetched. The understated front embroidery reads “I miss the days when conspiracy theories were wrong” in a clean, retro-inspired style, so the joke lands when people lean in—not when you shout it. Built from breathable 100% cotton, it has a relaxed, unstructured fit that slowly molds to your head, becoming that trusted grab‑and‑go cap for coffee runs, dog walks, errands, and late‑night drives. The pre‑curved Permacurv® visor keeps glare down, while the hideaway fabric strap with antique brass buckle lets you fine‑tune the fit without bulky snaps or plastic. It feels lived‑in from the start and only gets better with time. Wear it when you want to signal that you’re paying attention, still skeptical, and still willing to laugh about it. Product details Unstructured, low‑profile 6‑panel design for a relaxed, everyday fit Pre‑curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4‑row stitching for durability Adjustable self‑fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet 100% cotton construction for breathability (Green Camo variant: 65% polyester / 35% cotton) Sewn‑in label, brand visor sticker, and small embroidered front slogan Why you’ll reach for it daily: Because it’s easier to process the news cycle with a bit of shade—on your face and in your humor.
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One size |
| Length (Uncuffed), in |
12.00 |
| Length (Cuffed), in |
9.00 |
| Width, in |
8.13 |
| Circumreference, in |
17.25 - 18.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 1501KC, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea, For adults
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
